1. I am confused about what fat loss, calorie tracker, diet app to use.  (I would like to blame my blog partner @Chicagomom72 for this quaqmire!)

2. I want this fat off my person because essentially, I am 172lbs (5’9 in height) and I should be 145lbs. I am 1.18 of the person I want to be. That is too close to 1.25 of a person. That’s bothers me and theorectically if you used pre civil-war law I’m almost close to the equivalent of two slaves (using the 3/4th rule).  Shut it… this is how my mind works. Let’s simplify, I’m an emotional eater and now I’m fat and I don’t want to pinch my own ass. Happy!

No.

We.

Are.

Not.

Me and my ass.

Me and my BIG ass.

Okay, I don’t have a big ass I have a big stomach, but sometimes people mistake it for a front ass.

HOLD YOUR TONGUE.

I’m ranting.

Is this a plea for help?

Yes.

HELP ME!

I’m carb’ing and I can’t get up.

…. wait for it. Wait….. Rant over. 

Okay, seriously please help me out. Tell me what app you use and how much you plan to lose in the new year. Yes, I am going to increase the number of times I see my therapist. That is for another post. Get out my head.

@TwoDopeMoms needs your cheers and encouragement, we need to get uber healthy so we can stay “dope”. Yes.. that was corny but effective… as you were!

The time is now! @TwoDopeMoms are going for “broke”… we are making HEALTH the new WEALTH.  That’s our new campaign. Healthy is sexy! Eating well is a gift! We are trying to master our destiny of fitting into sexy cocktail dresses for New Years and beyond. Come cheer us on via our Pinterest board:  http://pinterest.com/twodopemoms/dope-diets-making-health-the-new-wealth/ … as we post our diets, feelings, recipes, progress and the fact that you have an iPhone (Spark People) versus Blackberry/ Nokia 900 (FatSecret.com) war brewing in the midst. We welcome your comments, your tips, your help…
WE NEED ALL THE HELP AND CHEERS WE CAN GET!